there\'s something stuck up in the chimney
and i don\'t know what it is
but it\'s been there all night long.
well, i waited up for santa all xmas night
but he never came and it don\'t seem right.
and there\'s something in the chimney
and it doesn\'t make a sound,
but i wish you merry xmas.

there\'s something stuck up in the chimney
and i don\'t know what it is,
but it\'s been there all week long.
well the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
and we don\'t know what we\'re gonna do.
cos there\'s something in the chimney
and it doesn\'t move around
and it\'s been a week since xmas.

there\'s something stuck up in the chimney
and i don\'t know what it is
but it\'s been there all month long.
well, it\'s jammed up tight above the fireplace
now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace.
that there\'s something in the chimney
and it doesn\'t talk at all
and it\'s been there since last xmas.

there\'s something stuck up in the chimney
and i don\'t know what it is
but it\'s been there all year long.
i\'ll been waiting up for santa like i did last year
but my brother says, he\'s already here...
and he\'s stuck up in the chimney
and he doesn\'t say a word
and he\'ll be there every xmas.
and we\'ll have him every xmas.